Story time, kiddies! (’cause I know a few of ya’ll will find this one real funny)

Let’s say, hypothetically of course, that you’re out on an East Coast shore one Friday for a quick visit (no suits, just out with the family playing in the waves ’cause the water’s a tad cold still). While you’re out freezing your little toesies off, you decide to take a picture because it IS a nice evening and the horizon is gorgeous. You whip out your trusty Blackberry Curve 2 (8500 in your case), snap a shot, and just as you turn to shore…

Guess what?

Yes, yes, I know I’m goin to hell. See ya there!

Here ya go:

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

Okay, sometimes I really wish my creative talents were a bit more expansive! I just saw this and had to share:

Check out the rest of Exey’s pictures on Flickr!

Before my ‘break’ ends, a bit more ‘work.’ I had to share something my mom sent me. I got a laugh. I know there’s another one like this floating around out there…somewhere. Now I’ll have to see if I can find it again, after I’m not so bogged down, perhaps…

This one here, I dedicate to all the LaetBloomerz out there…

THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!

When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning….Uphill… barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda…

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they’ve got it! But now that I’m over the ripe old age of thirty, I can’t help but look around and notice the youth of today.

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